NAIJA JOKES

COMMUNICATION BETWEEN BRITISH AIRWAYS FLIGHT 007 AND AMINU KANO AIRPORT TOWERS

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. Very worried, the captain calls Aminu Kano airport. British Airways: 'Aminu Kano Airport this is Captain Smith reporting flight 007, do you copy?'

Kano Tower: 'Yes Malam Smith we kofi'
 British Airways:'Flight 007 reporting technical faults'
 Kano Tower: 'Kai haba!'
 British Airways: 'Sorry tower couldn't get that'
 Kano Tower: 'Okay plight zero zero Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?'
 British Airways: 'Negative, power in engine is dead'
 Kano Tower: 'Wai-wai-wai?'
 British Airways: 'Negative didn't copy'
 Kano Tower: 'Can you come down to altitude twenty souzand pit?'
 British Airways: 'Negative tower, wings won't respond'
 Kano Tower: 'kai!'
 British Airways: 'Negative didn't copy that tower'
 Kano Tower: 'Okay za flane will kam down in some time due to low injin fawa, ofun your taya at altitude six souzand pit, due fest sebenty digri'
 British Airways: 'Negative, can't activate the landing gear'
 Kano Tower: 'Kan-uba'
 British Airways: 'Awaiting order, Flight 007'
 Kano Tower: 'Okay say apter me’
 British Airways: 'Okay what?'
 Kano Tower: 'ASH-HADU AN-LA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASH-HADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAH.

Submitted by Maryam Abdullahi Ako

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