A CROW SITTING ON A TREE DOING NOTHING ALL DAY, A SMALL RABBIT SAW THE CROW, AND ASKED HIM, " CAN I ALSO SIT LIKE YOU AND DO NOTHING ALL DAY LONG? THE CROW ANSWERED; "SURE, WHY NOT." SO, THE RABBIT SAT ON THE GROUND BELOW THE CROW, AND RESTED. ALL OF A SUDDEN, A FOX APPEARED, JUMPED ON THE RABBIT AND ATE IT...
MORALE OF THE STORY: TO BE SITTING AND DOING
NOTHING... YOU MUST BE SITTING
VERY, VERY HIGH..
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LESSON #2
A TURKEY WAS CHATTING WITH A BULL. "I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO GET TO THE TOP OF THAT TREE, "SIGHED THE TURKEY."BUT I HAVE’NT
GOT THE ENERGY." WELL, WHY DON'T YOU NIBBLE ON SOME OF MY DROPPING" REPLIED THE BULL. "THEY'RE PACKED WITH NUTRIENTS."
THE TURKEY PECKED AT A LUMP OF DUNG AND FOUND THAT IT ACTUALLY GAVE HIM ENOUGH STRENGTH TO REACH THE FIRST BRANCH OF THE TREE, THE NEXT DAY, AFTER EATING SOME MORE DUNG, HE REACHED THE SECOND BRANCH, FINALLY AFTER A FORTNIGHT,THERE HE WAS PROUDLY PERCHED AT THE TOP OF THE TREE...SOON HE WAS PROMPTLY SPOTTED BY A FARMER, WHO SHOT THE TURKEY OUT OF
THE TREE...
A TURKEY WAS CHATTING WITH A BULL. "I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO GET TO THE TOP OF THAT TREE, "SIGHED THE TURKEY."BUT I HAVE’NT
GOT THE ENERGY." WELL, WHY DON'T YOU NIBBLE ON SOME OF MY DROPPING" REPLIED THE BULL. "THEY'RE PACKED WITH NUTRIENTS."
THE TURKEY PECKED AT A LUMP OF DUNG AND FOUND THAT IT ACTUALLY GAVE HIM ENOUGH STRENGTH TO REACH THE FIRST BRANCH OF THE TREE, THE NEXT DAY, AFTER EATING SOME MORE DUNG, HE REACHED THE SECOND BRANCH, FINALLY AFTER A FORTNIGHT,THERE HE WAS PROUDLY PERCHED AT THE TOP OF THE TREE...SOON HE WAS PROMPTLY SPOTTED BY A FARMER, WHO SHOT THE TURKEY OUT OF
THE TREE...
MORALE OF THE STORY: BULL SHIT MIGHT GET YOU TO THE TOP.. BUT IT WON'T KEEP YOU THERE.
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LESSON#3
WHEN THE BODY WAS FIRST MADE, ALL THE PARTS WANTED TO BE BOSS. THE BRAIN SAID, " I SHOULD BE BOSS BECAUSE I CONTROL THE WHOLE BODY'S RESPONSES AND FUNCTIONS." THE FEET SAID, WE SHOULD BE THE BOSS AS WE CARRY THE BRAIN ABOUT AND GET HIM TO WHERE HE WANTS TO GO."
THE HANDS SAID , " WE SHOULD BE THE BOSS BECAUSE WE DO ALL THE WORK AND EARN ALL THE MONEY ." AND SO IT WENT ON AND ON WITH HEART , LUNGS AND THE EYES UNTIL FINALLY THE ASS HOLE SPOKE UP.
ALL THE PARTS LAUGHED AT THE IDEA OF THE ASS HOLE BEING THE BOSS.... SO THE ASS HOLE WENT ON STRIKE, BLOCKED ITSELF UP AND REFUSED TO WORK..WITHIN A SHORT TIME THE EYES BECAME CROSSED, THE HANDS CLENCHED, THE FEET TWITCHED, THE HEART AND LUNGS BEGAN TO PANIC AND THE BRAIN FEVERED, EVENTUALLY THEY ALL DECIDED THAT THE ASS HOLE SHOULD BE THE BOSS, SO THE MOTION WAS PASSED.
ALL THE PARTS LAUGHED AT THE IDEA OF THE ASS HOLE BEING THE BOSS.... SO THE ASS HOLE WENT ON STRIKE, BLOCKED ITSELF UP AND REFUSED TO WORK..WITHIN A SHORT TIME THE EYES BECAME CROSSED, THE HANDS CLENCHED, THE FEET TWITCHED, THE HEART AND LUNGS BEGAN TO PANIC AND THE BRAIN FEVERED, EVENTUALLY THEY ALL DECIDED THAT THE ASS HOLE SHOULD BE THE BOSS, SO THE MOTION WAS PASSED.
ALL THE OTHER PARTS DID ALL THE WORK WHILE THE BOSS JUST SAT AND PASSED OUT SHIT.
MORALE OF THE STORY: YOU DONT NEED BRAINS TO BE A
BOSS... ANY ASS HOLE WILL DO.
BIGGEST MORALE, especially in relation to those of us that make it a habit
of complaining about what we have....
There will always be persons with greater and lesser advantages in this
world ....remain content with what you have!
MORALE OF THE STORY: YOU DONT NEED BRAINS TO BE A
BOSS... ANY ASS HOLE WILL DO.
BIGGEST MORALE, especially in relation to those of us that make it a habit
of complaining about what we have....
There will always be persons with greater and lesser advantages in this
world ....remain content with what you have!
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