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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abatcha died and all went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well devil how much do I owe you for the call?
The devil replied, "Five million dollars"
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I want to call the United States; I want to see how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replied, "Ten million dollars"
With a smug look on his face, and feeling more important than the English, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Abatcha was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Nigeria too, and I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to the ministers, the deputy, I want to talk to everybody".....
He called Nigeria and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call?
The devil replied "One dollar!".
Abatcha is stunned & queries the devil. "One dollar??? Only one dollar ke??"
The devil replied. "Well, when you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate".
Courtesy Naijajokes.com
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